When Grandfather dies life will be strange,
When Grandfather dies my whole world will change,
When Grandfather dies I'll scream and I'll yell,
Cause I'll be fucking rich ass hell

Chorus:
So Grandfather die,
Don't keep me in suspense,
So Grandfather cough,
Up that inharitence,
So Grand father don't,
Hang on another day,
I love you to death,
But I got bills to pay

Verse 2:
A stroke would be nice,
Disease would be cool,
I'll scater his ashes,
In my new swimming pool,
I'll party with Heff,
I'll dine with the Queen,
So what say we unplug that machine

Chorus 2:
So Grandfather die,
Before the fiskle year,
So Grandfather I,
Wish Kavorkian were here,
So Grandfather fly,
Take your final bow,
Family hates you anyhow

Verse 3:
For god sakes you must be as old as the sun,
Your social security number is one,
Your deaf dumb and blind and an ambuty,
You donate your blood every time that you pee,
Your arthritus acts up whenever it rains,
Your so old your penis has varicos vains,
Oh why won't you die grandpa,
Why must you fight,
You old mother fucker,
Just walk toward the GOD  DAMN LIGHT!!

Walk towards the light old man
Walk towards the light old man....

It's all over now,
My grand-daddys dead,
A mysterious blow,
To his wrinkled old head,
Before I collect a small over sight,
But everything should work out alright,
I'll start working on my grandma tonight....