I love both of your faces
And the way your head is spun
I may have my disgraces
But at least I'm having fun

You're a massacre at Christmas
A wedding day on ice
One day you'll be listless
And the next day you'll be nice

I love seeing you smile
As half-hearted as can be
It's gonna be a while
Until you see me on my knees

You're a massacre at Christmas
A wedding day on ice
One day you'll be listless
And the next day you'll be nice

Oh don't worry
I still love you
Always have, always will
Because I think that you're great
And you will be once again
Once you get your fill

I remember a time when
We nearly sealed the deal
But now I'm rather uncertain
If you can even feel

You're American and skinny
The media gone sweet
Put you in a Mini-Cooper
And you'll make it grow ten feet
You're a massacre at Christmas
A wedding day on ice
One day... I know I'll pay the price