Take your drink with your umbrella in it
And shove it same place you can put your speed limit
While your at it take your suit tie and jacket
Your armini shoes and your cue sunglasses

I ain't that guy
I ain't that guy
I ain't no G-Q worry-fied sushi lovin mr right crying sensitive kind
I ain't that guy

Kepp your fuel efficient rubber band engine foreign compact with the luxury of zero emmissions
Your 45 minute vanity visits
The loofa's and lotions with the vitimans in it

I ain't that guy
I ain't that guy
I ain't no G-Q worry-fied sushi lovin mr right crying sensitive kind
I ain't that guy

If it's good for you that suits me fine
If you do it like me you'll know why

I ain't that guy
I ain't that guy
I ain't no G-Q worry-fied sushi loving mr right crying sensitive kind
I ain't no G-Q worry-fied sushi loving mr right crying all of the time
I ain't that guy