She was late

to the party

couldn't find a thing to wear

she looks just like Sharon Stone

Posing for Playboy

as she reads Voltaire



One more pretty girl

crying the tears of a child

now her boyfriend's

trying to con some mafia guys

on Deuces wild

‘till they say, "HEY YOU!"



So he jumps out the window

throws all the money in the 

back of his Jag

then they chase him through town

they're gonna make him their new punching bag



But they lose him in jersey

now he's with his girl back home

he says, "I had a little trouble..pack your things

We're going to Rome

I been up all night

But I'll sleep on the plane"



It's gonna be a brand new life for us, my love

You'll wear your white Fake Fur

in the Vatican Hall...



You know I told ‘em I don't take requests

I gotta get my beauty rest

so I'll Sleep on the Plane

yeah I'll sleep on the plane....

Guess I'll sleep on the plane...