Mister La Page is your man;
He's always laughing, having fun,
Showing his films in his den.

Come on, come on.

Soon you will be eighteen,
I think you know what I mean
Don't tell your mamma, your daddy or mamma,
They'll never know where you've been.

Everyone's gone to the movies, now we're alone at last;
Everyone's gone to the movies, now we're alone at last.

Listen to what I say,
He wants to show you the way
Right down the hallway with open arms
To teach you a new game to play.

Come on, come on.

Soon it will be too late,
Bobbing for apples can wait;
I know you're used to sixteen or more,
Sorry we only have eight

Everyone's gone to the movies, now we're alone at last;
Everyone's gone to the movies, now we're alone at last.

[solo]

Come on, come on.

Kids, if you want some fun,
See what you never have seen;
Take off your cheaters sit right down,
Start the projection machine.

Everyone's gone to the movies, now we're alone at last;
Everyone's gone to the movies, now we're alone at last.

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