A lotta locomotion that's what we need
 From a locomotive who can take the lead
 From the eastern ocean to the western sea
 Locomotion's gonna carry me

 A lotta locomotion that's what we need
 If we are ever gonna get up speed
 A lotta locomotion and the right approach
 For there are lots of different kinds of coach

 Ashley:
 Like me I'm Ashley, I'm the smoking car
 I've tried to knock the habit but my inside's used to tar
 I know that if I don't give up I might choke or have a stroke
 That scares me, and when I'm scared -
 Boy I need a smoke.

 Buffy:
 Buffy at your service
 Ever open wide
 My microwave is cooking to warm you from inside
 A lotta locomotion will do the trick
 Come and bite my burgers
 I'm hot and cheap and quick

 Dinah:
 My name's Dinah, I'm the dining car
 I'll cook for you and listen while you lean upon my bar
 I'll serve you with your dinner
 While the train goes loop the loop
 Gee, I'm sorry gentlemen - I hope you wanted soup

 Coaches:
 A lotta locomotion that's what we need
 If we are ever gonna get up speed
 From the Eastern Ocean to the Western Sea
 Locomotion's gonna carry me

 Pearl:
 My name's Pearl I'm a brand new girl
 My springs still bounce my fans still whirl
 Ain't gonna smoke, ain't gonna drink

 Coaches:
 What are you gonna do ?

 Pearl:
 What'd you think ?

 Coaches:
 A lotta locomotion that's what we need
 If we are ever gonna get up speed
 From the Eastern Ocean to the Western Sea
 Don't stop the piston stroking
 Don't stop the fireman stoking

 Ashley:
 Don't make me give up smoking

 Coaches:
 Give up smoking ? You gotta be joking !
 Locomotion's gonna carry me