Starbomb

Starbomb - Smash! lyrics

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[Egoraptor:]
It was a beautiful day, and everyone was excited
There was a picnic and the whole Nintendo crew was invited
Luigi stood up and said, 
[Luigi (Danny Sexbang):]
Listen, everyone, I love you guys
You are my best friends in the world, you make me glad to be alive! 
[Announcer (Markiplier):]
Excuse me! 
Hi there, I'm the announcer for a fun new family game
It's called Super Smash Brothers
[Luigi:]
That sounds nice, how do we play?
[Announcer:]
Well, first I'm gonna warp you into a world of hate and war
Where you'll assault everyone you have ever known and loved before! 
[Luigi:]
I don't think I wanna do that.
[Announcer:]
Oh come on, it'll be a bash.
Now grab all your little friends, 'cause it is time for us to MOTHERFUCKING SMASH! 
[Danny Sexbang:]
Whoa-oh
[Luigi:]
Wait, no
[Danny Sexbang:]
Let's go! 
Kick the shit out of your friends! 
[Luigi:]
That's not cool
[Danny Sexbang:]
Have a blast as you beat their ass
And then they're forced to clap for you in the end! (3 2 1 SMASH! )
Mario (Hey bro! ) your chode
Has been destroyed, 200% (I need that chode! )
[Luigi:]
Can't we all just get along?
[Danny Sexbang:]
Abso-fucking-lutely not you gotta SMASH! 
[Egoraptor:]
The crowd was destroyed, hundreds of bystanders dead
Kirby held Donkey Kong captive in his huge disgusting head
Fox said:
[Fox (Egoraptor):]
Hey Mario, stop crying, just psyche up and fight instead
[Luigi:]
I'm Luigi, all these bloodstains make my overalls look red! 
[Announcer:]
Sonic looked tough till Link kicked him in the stuff
The madness of cold-blooded murder'd overtaken Jigglypuff! 
He blasted Bowser to infinity with one massive-ass hit
And then he took three Falcon Punches like it wasn't even shit! 
[Luigi:]
Is the time almost over? I can't tell, my face is mashed.
[Announcer:]
Don't worry Luigi the clock says 4 3 2 (Oh no) 1 SMASH! 
[Danny Sexbang:]
Whoa-oh
[Luigi:]
This blows.
[Danny Sexbang:]
You know
When Mario and Peach team up you are screwed (You're my own BROTHER! )
Pikachu's way less fuckin' cute when he is trying to electrocute you! (Pika PIII! )
Samus (What do you want! ) is pissed
You got a small amount of dirt on her suit (Oh you're dead, bitch.)
[Luigi:]
That is the last goddamn straw... 
[Announcer:]
Oh shit, I think Luigi's gonna fucking SMASH! 
[Luigi:]
Hey look at me now! 
I'm beating up friends
I have no regrets, this is the fucking best! 
Yes I can see now
We're having fun in the end! 
Now it all makes sense
[Spoken:]
I guess just because we smash each other doesn't mean we're not brothers. [punch] Aah! Mario, you suck! 
[Mario (Egoraptor):]
Bite me!
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