Stanley Holloway
Stanley Holloway - Sweeney Todd the Barber lyrics
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(A) Dm A Dm / Bb Am Dm / Dm A Dm / Dm Am Dm / F - / Gm / Dm A Dm / Gm Dm / Dm A Dm / Dm A Dm Am / Dm A / Dm A / Dm - / Dm A Dm In Fleet Street, that's in London Town When King Charlie wore the crown There lived a man of great renown 'Twas Sweeney Todd the Barber One shave from him and you'd want no more You'd feel his razor sharp Then tumble, wallop!, through the floor And wake up playing a harp, and singing... Sweeney Todd the Barber, by God he were better than the play Sweeney Todd the Barber, "I'll polish 'em off" he used to say His clients through the floor would slope But he had no fear of the hangman's rope "Dead men can't talk with their mouths full of soap," Said Sweeney Todd the Barber Now underneath the shop, it's true Where the bodies tumble through There lived a little widow, who Loved Sweeney Todd the Barber She made her living by selling pies Her meat pies were a treat Chock full of meat and such a size 'Cause she was getting the meat from mister... Sweeney Todd the Barber, by God he were better than the play Sweeney Todd the Barber, "I'll polish 'em off" he used to say And many a poor young orphan lad And the first square meal he ever had Was a hot meat pie made out of his dad From Sweeney Todd the Barber It was Saturday night in Old Sweeney Todd's shop And the customers sat in a row While Sweeney behind a screen shaved some poor mug And his sweetheart made pies down below Though none were aware, it were "cut prices" there They were rolling up in twos and threes And his foot got quite sore pressing knob on the floor And his voice went from saying "Next please!" Well in came a swell and he asked Sweeney Todd "Just a shave and a perfumed shampoo, for I've just got engaged." Sweeney just pressed the knob and said: "There, now it's all fallen through." Well a bookmaker sat with his mouthful of soap, said, "They're all backing favourites today, So I 'spect I'll go down," Sweeney said, "Yes you will," And he did, he went down straight away. But what rotten luck, the darn trap went and stuck For the hinge he'd forgotten to grease, And a customer started calling out "Police!" Just as Sweeney was saying, "Next please!" Yes, he ran to the door and he shouted out "Police!" He shouted out "Police!", nine times or ten But no policeman arrived for a very good reason The police weren't invented by then But up came the brave bold Bow Street Runners (Hurrah) And he had to let many a pie burn And they dragged him to Quad, and next day Sweeney Todd Was condemned to be switched off at Tyburn. And there on the gibbet he hangs in his chains And they do say a little black crow Made a sweet little nest in old Sweeney Todd's whiskers And he sang as he swang to and fro . . . Sweeney Todd the Barber, by God he were better than the play Sweeney Todd the Barber, they buried him underneath the clay And Old Nick calls him from his grave, shouting: "Wake up, Sweeney, I want a shave, And Mrs Nick wants a permanent wave from Sweeney Todd the Barber."