Writer: "Wierd Al" Yankovic
Producer: Rick Derringer
Engineer: Tony Papa

   Put down your chainsaw and listen to me
   It's time for us to join in the fight
   It time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys
   It time to let the bed bugs bite

   You better put all your eggs in one basket
   You better count your chickens before they hatch
   You better sell some wine before its time
   You better find yourself an itch to scratch

   You better squeeze all the charmin you can
   When Mr. Whipple's not around
   Stick your head in the microwave and give yourself a tan

   Talk with your mouth full
   Bite the hand that feeds you
   Bite off more than you can chew
   What can you do?

   Dare to be stupid
   Take some wooden nickels
   Look for Mr. Goodbar
   Get your motion working now
   I'll show you how
   You can
   Dare to be stupid
   You can turn the other cheek
   You can just give up the ship
   You can eat a bunch of sushi and forget to leave a tip

   Dare to be stupid
   Dare to be stupid
   It's so easy to do
   Dare to be stupid
   We're all waiting for you

   It's time to make a mountain out of a molehill
   Forget I have a volunteer
   There's no more time for crying over spilt milk
   It's time for crying in your beer

   So don't join the army join the PTA
   Buy some sensible shoes and a chevrolet
   Then party til you're broke and they drag you away
   It's okay

   You can dare to be stupid
   It's like spitting on a fish
   It's like barking up a tree
   It's like they say you gotta buy one if you want
   To get one free

   Dare to be stupid
   Yeah why don't you dare to be stupid
   It's so easy to do
   Dare to be stupid
   We're all waiting for you
   Dare to be stupid

   Burn your candle at both ends
   Look a gift horse in the mouth
   Mashed potatoes can be your friend
   You can be a coffee achiever
   You can sit around the house and Leave It To Beaver

   The Future's up to you
   So what you gonna do
   Dare to be stupid
   Dare to be stupid
   What did I say?
   Dare to be stupid
   Tell me what did I say?
   Dare to be stupid
   It's alright
   Dare to be stupid
   We can be stupid all night
   Dare to be stupid
   Come on join the crowd
   Dare to be stupid
   Shout it out loud
   Dare to be stupid
   I can't hear you
   Dare to be stupid
   Okay, I can hear you
   Dare to be stupid
   Let's go
   Dare to be stupid
   Dare to be stupid


Music Supervised by Bill Ring
Music Score by Vince DiCola
Executive Producers: Joe Bacal and Tom Griffin
Score Arranged and Produced by Vince DiCola and Ed Fruge'
Mastered by Bernie Grundman at Bernie Grundman Mastering, Hollywood, California