I met her just last Wednesday

By Friday she was mine

Saturday she spent the night

And everything was fine

By Sunday she was on my nerves

I wanna be alone

Tuesday's here it's been a week

Why won't she go home



In the bedroom she's faking

All the good ones are taken

Do I have freak stamped across my forehead

I just want a normal girlfriend

But here we go again



The start of week two

She cooks me dinner at her pad

But I can't believe its just so

I can meet her mom and dad

So I sat her down and told her

I just wanna be friends

Today when I got home

The crazy bitch was movin in



In the bedroom she's faking

All the good ones are taken

Do I have freak stamped across my forehead

I just want a normal girlfriend

But here we go again



Dear God I'm so ashamed

I'll do anything to get laid



In the bedroom she's faking

All the good ones are taken

Do I have freak stamped across my forehead

I just want a normal girlfriend

But here we go again