Where did you go Axl Rose?



Angel lives alone in East Baltimore

Eviction notice stapled to her front door

Bleach-blond hair, fishnet pantyhose

God she wishes it was 15 years ago

When buying her a drink meant anything

You wanted that night... was alright

But through cocaine tears and 15 years

You know she sleeps alone tonight



Where did you go Axl Rose?



Ricky lives alone... mother's basement

37 got nothing yet to show for it

Heavy metal man with his long hair

The top is gone but he's still rockin' the ponytail

All he's got now is post grunge apathy 

(catastrophe)

He says The Vines and The White Stripes

Just don't get it for me and my friends

Take me back when...



Where did you go Axl Rose?



Till one night at karaoke

Ricky was kickin out Bon Jovi

"Dead Or Alive" I think it was

And right then Angel fell in love

She knew they'd be together

Stuck in the past together



He don't care he's stuck in the '80s

She don't care she's stuck in the '80s

They don't care they're stuck in the '80s

We don't care we're stuck in the '80s



Where did you go Axl Rose?