I've been thinking about my mate's girlfriend

In a way I shouldn't be

Wondering 'bout the way she'd look

Posing like they do in books

Wearing very little, except maybe a grin

I could bring a bottle her boyfriend I could throttle

And while he's out the way I can jump right in

'Cause



Wish that I was sleeping with my best mate's girlfriend

I don't wanna go

She want's me to stay

But, my mate is getting in the way



If he'd should go out to the kitchen

That would give me time just to get a kiss in

If he should go to the garage instead

Well that'll give me time to get her into bed

Do it on the double or we'll get into trouble

And he'll make a punching bag outta my head



I'm sure that I've seen her winking

And I'm sure she's thinking what I'm thinking

I'd sure like to get to know her better

Especially what lies beneath that sweater

Fed up of thinking about it in dreams

I wanna know what really lies beneath your jeans