(Hey! )
(Hey, come in! )
(Ugh, I'm starving.)

Well you can eat whatever you like
You can eat whatever you like

Pork and beans
Cheese Wiz on bread
Or we can eat pasta all night
You know you can eat whatever you like
You can eat whatever you like

Late night snacks it tastes good
It's so nice
I'll gas up the stove for you tonight
And you can have whatever you like
We can eat whatever we like
(Yeah)

Anytime you want to
Open up the fridge you
Know it ain't nothin'
I'll cook somethin' for you
Like macaroni and cheese
We also got left over steak and peas

Yeah I want your food
Need your food
I can have it raw or cooked
Even steamed or brewed

You want it, I got it,
Got get it, I baught it
Just forget about your no-carb diet

Deep fried rice
With extra spice
Or we can eat pizza all night
You know you can eat whatever you like
We can eat whatever we like

Greasy fries and turkey pies
Or we can eat nachos all night
You know you can eat whatever you like
You can eat whatever you like
(Yeah)

Or we can pop some popcorn
With lots of salt and pepper
Or we can make some grilled cheese
I like it with the cheddar
Or we can bake some cookies
Lots of chocolate chips please
Or we can make some smoothies
But please don't add veggies

You never ever have to ask before you eat
I don't mind you takin' my stuff
It's my treat
Cake mix, pixie sticks
Fun dip, cool whip
You don't gotta downsize
You can eat what I eat

My guests can eat what they want
Go to any store buy any food they want
I know you never had a friend like that
To buy you any food your heart desire like that

I want your food
Need your food
Take what you want
You ain't bein' rude

You want it, I got it
Go get it, I baught it
Tell Jenny Craig to just be quiet

Chicken strips
Fish and chips
Or we can eat tacos all night
You know you can eat whatever you like
We can eat whatever we like

Deep fried rice
With extra spice
Or we can eat pizza all night
You know you can eat whatever you like
We can eat whatever we like

(Instrumental)

Beefaroni
Fried balogne
Or we can eat candy all night
You know you can eat whatever you like
We can eat whatever we like

Expired ham
And berry jam
Or we can eat cookies all night
You know you can eat whatever you like
We can eat whatever we like
We can eat whatever we like