Although I knew it was impossible

That you would ever want to get with me

All small and chumpy like a chimpanzee

But now we?re older and we?re out of school

You seem to think that I?m adorable

You?re decorated like a Christmas tree

And you?re all dolled up and you smell like potpourri

Where were you when I wasn?t cool?

The shallow end of the gene pool

Thrashing about?

Now my songs on the radio

Suddenly I?m a Romeo?

You?re hanging about

I hear you?re thinking ?bout asking me out

Ain?t it strange you want a piece of me now

What is it now that you see in me?

I?m all I was and will ever be

Could there be another side of you

Cause shit I really hate your attitude

So you think that I have really changed

You?re superficial cause I?m still the same

You?re so caught up in what I became

Back in school you didn?t even know my name

Now my songs on the radio

Suddenly I?m a Romeo?

You?re hanging about

I hear you?re thinking ?bout asking me out

Ain?t it strange you want a piece of me now

You wanna stick your fucking tongue in my mouth