If you got the money for a rehab cure

You ain't got a problem you can't afford

I was very nearly clean you know

Cos I only had twelve steps to go



The only time I'm drink and drug free

Is when I don't have to pay for what I need

That's rare indeed



If your willpower's weak temptation's strong

Lord knows how we're going to get along

But the worst thing about your kind of disease

is you know who can charge whatever she pleases ?

It's 28 days for 13 grand

Better go get myself and insurance plan

She's my man ?



I ain't got to where I'm going to

by hanging round with people like you

But then again I ain't never got

anywhere I wanted to get to



I ain't got to where I'm going to

by hanging round with people ain't my friends

But then again I ain't never got

anywhere I wanted in the end



If you got the money for me how come

You ain't got a problem you can't afford

I was very nearly clean you know

Cos I only had twelve steps to go



The only time I'm drink and drug free

Is when I get my drugs and drink for free

That's the mean



If your willpower's weak temptation's strong

Lord knows how we're going to get along

And I don't think I'm gonna find Jesus Christ

So I'd rather spend my cash on vice



28 days for 13 grand

Better go get myself an insurance plan

She's my man



Do some knitting, get some rest

Group therapy gets me depressed

You might get banned if you relapse,

We'll take you back when you got some cash



You're just as likely to find inner peace

by buying your stuff from off the street, 

come on, come on