Of wealth, I have my share.
For with my eyes, I scan the skies
And find my fortune there.
A host of priceless dreams unfold
In songs that bluebirds sing.
The earth, the sea belong to me ?
I?m richer than a king.
To add to things that money cannot buy,
An echo brings this very soft reply:
Yes!  We have no bananas!
We have no bananas today!
We?ve string beans and onions,
Cabrillas and scallions,
And all kinds of fruit and ****.
We have an old-fashioned tomato;
Long Island potato;
But, yes!  We have no bananas!
We have no bananas today!

Yes, we no-nje gotta de bananos.
We no-nje gotta-da banano today, but one-a menoots!
We gotta new kinda garlic ?
When-a use-a dees garlic,
It-a meka you stand apart-a from-a you friends.
We gotta 64,000 watermelone!
We don?t-a sell any, but the guy we buy?em from?
Mama mia!  Does he sell a watermelone!
But-a yes!  We no-nje gotta the bananas.  Hey, why you-on?
We no-nje gotta de bananos today!
Yes!  Ah, we have no bananas!
What?s that?  An half a banana?
Now what good is a banana split? Uh-huh-huh-huh!
We have a muttons, and buttons,
And kippers with zippers,
And pounds of devaluated pounds?
?Banana?: S T I N K !
They ain?t no stinkin? bananas!
Precisely!  They ain?t no stinking bananas!
Yes!  Ah, we have no bananas!
Pip pip, cheerio, and *******!  Uh-huh-huh-huh!

Yes, we ain?t got bananas.
We ain?t got bananas today.
We got pickles and crocks;
We got bagels and locks;
A bagel that?s-a done-a dipped in cement.
We got delicious knishes and kosher champagne ?
The kosher champagne ? there?s two cents plain;
Pastrami, salami, matzos, and jam.
You should pardon the expression:  We even got ham!
But yes, we ain?t got bananas.
We ain?t got bananas today.