There are some things that never will happen, and you 
know I'm right
Like Little Abner getting married, and Dick Tracy 
losing a fight.
And out in Hollywood there's one thing on which you can 
bank every time,
For it never, never happens, so you can bet your last 
dime

That IT NEVER RAINS IN SUNNY CALIFORNIA, How true, how 
true, how true;
IT NEVER RAINS IN SUNNY CALIFORNIA, but what a lot of 
dew!
The sun keeps shining all the time, it shines where 
e'er you float,
And the scenery is so lovely to see if you own a glass 
bottom boat.
But IT NEVER RAINS IN SUNNY CALIFORNIA, the sun shines 
all the time.

(Sneeze) It dever raids id Suddy Califordia (Wheeze)
(Spoken) Of course dot, How perfectly obserd (Sneeze)
It dever raids id suddy Califordia (Hack)
The Chaber of Cobberse (Breath) give you their word.
to explaid.
If you're not a Califordian (Sniff) you'd swear that it 
was raid.
But it dever raids in suddy Califordia (Wheeze)
I heard some people say (Huff) that it dever raids in 
Suddy California
(Spoken) As they swab past be out in the Valley the 
other day.
Why, id my back yard I had a garden, growing fresh ad 
green.
I looked out there this morning (Uh) saw a submarine!
But it dever raids in Suddy Califordia.
IT'S A CLOUDBURST all the -- uh uh uh (Sneeze hack) 
time.

(the printed sheet music adds this middle verse:)
IT NEVER RAINS IN SUNNY CALIFORNIA, the travel folders 
say.
And still I think it's only fair to warn ya, the skies 
are sometimes gray.
You never see a sidewalk damp or anything like mud,
'Cause anytime you look around, the place is one big 
flood;
But IT NEVER RAINS IN SUNNY CALIFORNIA,
There is sunshine all the time.