Yo, I know you know a hoe

You might know a few

This jam is about two

Skeezy, sleazy, peasy, low down

(Hoedown) 

This is the hoedown

(Hoedown)

(Hoedown)

(Hoe) (hoe) (hoedown)

(Hoedown)



[ VERSE 1 ]

Lucy, I remember Lucy

With the big fat juicy

Watermelons comin out the grocery store

Saw her comin out of the door

I said, "Miss, can I help you with this?

Please don't diss, I just wanna kiss"

She said, "Of course," kissed with force

Suckin on my lips just like she was a horse

I said, "Excuse me, please don't bruise me

Please don't tease or skeeze or use me

I'm not like that, I'm not kinky

Would you please remove your pinky

>From my rear?

Can't you hear?

What's the matter?

Get your hands off the platter

We're standin outside on a crowded block"

I felt her hands goin down on my sock

It's a polo, she was so low down

I coulda swore her knees was on the ground

I said, "Damn Ma'am, get on your feet

Be on your way, cause you can't have my meat"

Her eyes started waterin, so I brought her

In the store, to buy some more

Tissue, I said, "Good-bye, I'm gonna miss you"

She said, "No," I said, "Yo hoe, ho-ho, merry Christmas"

This must be a gift, have you ever imagined that if

You was a manget, and a girl was a metal filing

Would they all come piling?

On your body, growin like hair, yeah?

Well, just think of me as there

Didn't need a girl, had plans for the day

Wanted to step, but she wanted me to stay

You could say she was disturbing my peace

So I called the police



Cause yo

This hoe was low down

(Hoedown)

And this is the hoedown

(Hoedown)

(Hoedown)

(Hoe) (hoe) (hoedown)

(Hoedown)

(Hoedown)

(Hoe) (hoe) (hoedown)



[ VERSE 2 ]

I was coolin on the ave, it was a regular day

Lookin for a girlie, cause I wanted to play

Saw a girl, as I examined her back

Her butt was bigger than a triple dipple Big Mac

As she turned around I had a look at the grill

I said, 'nah - chill'

I turned around, I was about to jet off

When I took a step and bumped into something soft

It was a girl, she was the sweetest thing

Yes indeed, she was a meal, she was fit for a king

I was scopin, but hopin and hopin to rope in

My desire was up, and my resistance was slopin

She said, "Excuse me, but I was wrong

Maybe I came on a little bit too strong"

I couldn't talk, I couldn't even think

I  said, "Well, can I make it up, can I buy your a drink?"

She gave a nod to show her acception

To my pleasure, but with one suggestion

Yo, to be alone was the suggestion she had

Which was even better, so we went to her pad

I brought the wine that you call rose

We snuggled up in the couch, yes, we got cosy

She put the glass to her lip, and then she took a sip, and

Tried to get up, but she was slippin and trippin

Did a double summersault, the girlie was flippin

Took a step back, took out the hair clip, and

Unbuttoned her blouse, yes, the girlie was strippin

Put her hands on my pants, the zipper was zippin

Laid me down on the couch, sat down on my hip, and

Straddled up, and then she took a dip, and

The girl was sweeter than a chocolate chip, and

I called her name out loud, I said, Jodie - oh!"

I said, "You must be down with the rodeo

The way you ride, it might sound silly

But you're ridin up and down like Bronco Billy"

Time went by, the sex had stopped

I looked around, I saw Jodie just dropped

What was the matter, yes, the girl was in shock

She said, "Special Ed, I think it was your -

But never mind, I be fine, just chill"

I said, "That's what you get for playin Buffalo Bill"

In a minute the girl recouperated

Gave her some super-strenght, and she ate it

I then waited till she finished some soup

And then I said, "Get the hell out, good lookin out, troop"



Cause yo

This hoe was low down

(Hoedown)

And this is the hoedown

(Hoedown)

(Hoe) (hoe) (hoedown)

(Hoedown)

(Hoe) (hoe) (hoedown)