(You must be crazy)



[ VERSE 1 ]

One day, let's just say that I was bored

I went for a ride in my new Accord

Sucker MC's were standin outside

Talkin bout, "Yo Ed, let me get a ride"

I said, "You're already ridin on mine"

He raised his tone, and out came the chrome from behind

(Better back up, nigga) "Now continue with yourself

And don't step any further, cause it's bad for your health

And your wealth and your future

Cause I don't wanna have to shoot ya" - (booya!)

And then I went into the store

I wanted some chips, it's a dollar for 4

I gotta get some juice and a loosey

I used to smoke, now it's only 1 or 2, see?

I'm not a bad guy, but I got bad habits

I was raised in the place where they grab it

If they want it (Brooklyn) but I'm not a thief

Plus I'm not a punk, so don't pop junk or beef

What?

You must be crazy



(You must be crazy)



[ VERSE 2 ]

I pay for the goods and I make my exit

I walked out the door, and I saw some legs, it

Looked like cheese that I knew

>From around the way or maybe from my brother Drew

It can't be the rest, because the others are older

Looked like a nice slice, tapped her on the shoulder

(Excuse me) She turned around, started to stare

Grabbed at my hat, said, "Let me see your hair!"

I said, "There won't be none of that, at least not here"

She said, "My man is always snoring, and he's boring"

I said, "So what? You're out here whoring?

What you think you're doing?

I ain't tryin to ruin no relationship

Honey dip, get a grip"

Cause that's the kinda fan I can't stand

When she wanna get wreck and still got a man

So if you got a girl, you better watch her

Because love is blind (got that ass) gotcha



(Think I'm crazy)



(You must be crazy)



[ VERSE 3 ]

Well now, I got around the way and I just couldn't wait

(Why?) Today mom said that she was cookin peppered steak

I parked the ride, and as I stride down the ave.

I said, "Oh my, what big thighs you have"

To a slice of cheese and cut-off shorts

She said, "Ain't you Special Ed?," I said, "But of course

But that's not the matter at hand

Do you have a man? Do you understand?

What I'm tryin to say is, well, ??? I'm a little shy

She said, "Why, you're an attractive guy

Plus I seen your videos, all four of them

Can I be in one of them if you have more of them?"

I said, "Yes, there's one next week

Come to the crib so we can speak"

She came over 3 days later

And I laid her



(You must be crazy)