In 20 years from now, I want to be nowhere
I live life day by day just sitting in the same chair
If it wasn't for you, I'd have taken root
You gave me a brand new meaning, an extra season

And all this from a girl who's
Scared of the spiders and she's scared of the dark
She's scared of the bogeymen in the park
But if anybody comes near me

I know she'll cut their balls off!
They wrote a book about her
It's taken the place of the Holy Bible
I'd send it to the stars

But the universe couldn't handle her ego
If it wasn't for you, I'd have taken root
You gave me a brand new meaning, an extra season
And all this from a girl who's

Scared of the spiders and she's scared of the dark
But if anybody comes near me
I know she'll cut their balls off!

Spiders...spiders...spiders...turn me on to...
She's scared of the spiders and she's scared of the 
dark
She's scared of the bogeymen in the park
But if anybody comes near me

I know she'll cut their balls off!
Scared of the spiders and she's scared of the dark
She's scared of the bogeymen in the park
But if anybody comes near me, I know she'll cut their

If anybody comes near me, I know she'll cut their
If anybody comes near me, I know she'll cut their
If anybody comes near me, she'll cut their fucking 
balls off!

Spiders, turn me on to spiders
Spiders, turn me on to spiders
Spiders, turn me on to spiders
Spiders, turn me on to spiders