Mom won't dance

Well, nobody asked her.

Frogs in pants!

And cheese steak disaster!



Rained so hard

Stepped in a poodle!

Fifty lashes with a wet noodle.

Noodles hurt cruel-er!



Chili today, hot tamale,

Chili today, hot tamale,

Chili today, hot tamale.



Rock that boat!

And don't rock the harbor.

Shave that goat!

And don't shave the barber.



Don't go make

Moles into mountains.

Number's up but nobody's countin'.

Ein, zvei, drei! Oh, me!



Take that dress

Off of your dolly.

Put it on

My hot tamale.

Now you've got

Dolly tamale.



Chili today, hot tamale,

Chili today, hot tamale,

Chili today, hot tamale,

Fu Manchu!