BRIAN.....SKATE....BRIAN FIGHT



What would Brian Boitano if he was here right now

He'd make a plan and he'd follow through, that's what Brian Boitano'd do



BRIAN SKATE BRIAN.....FIGHT

When Brian Boitano was in the olympics, skatin' for the gold

He did two sowchows and a triple lutz while wearing a blindfold

When Brian Boitano was in the alps, fighting grizzly bears

He used his magical fire breath and saved the maidens fair



So what would Brian Boitano do if were here today

I'm sure he'd kick an arse or two, that's what Brian Boitano'd do



BRIAN....SKATE......BRIAN.....FIGHT



When Brian Boitano traveled through time to the year 3010

He fought the evil robot king and saved the human race again

And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids, he beat up Kubla Kahn

'Cause Brian Boitano doesn't take shit from anybody



NO WATCH OUT BRIAN THOSE CHICKEN WINGS ARE REAALLY SPICY, dont eat those...

IVE never seen a man eat so many chicken wings IVE never seen a man eat so many chicken wings

IVE never seen a man eat so many chicken wingsIVE never seen a man eat so many chicken wings



Cause thats what brian boytano'd do