Got this bug-eyed girl, cold hand on my knee.. 

Frozen teeth, chitter-chatter 

Dressed up like a Cemetary, Like a Cemetary.. 

Snow Bound all winter, blue lips on my cheek.. 

Little tongues prowling round 

And talking 'bout them hometown hicks 

them hometown hicks.. 



Wake up Wendy! Smell the coffee 

Help me into your cuddlesome kitchen.. 

Gimme a cup, of that ol' black magic 

I wanna get me some of that ol' home cooking.. 

Can you feel it? Still is it freezing? 

Wake up Wendy! Moods are changing 

I've got a reason, you've got a feeling 

Wake up Wendy, Love's in Season. 



Feels like a Steam Clean, when she washes me.. 

Valves a-busting, pumps a-hissing 

Just Peel me off the Ceiling, off the Ceiling.. 

Chill out, bug-eyed girl, zap me into cinders.. 

Up the thermal Mumbo-Jumbo 

Melt me with your little love-fingers 

your little love-fingers.. 



Wake up Wendy! Smell the coffee 

Help me into your cuddlesome kitchen.. 

Gimme a cup, of that ol' black magic 

I wanna get me some of that ol' home cooking.. 

Can you feel it? Still is it freezing? 

Wake up Wendy! Moods are changing 

I've got a reason, you've got a feeling 

Wake up Wendy, Love's in Season.