You're a cock-sucking, ass-licking uncle fucka.
You're an uncle fucka, yes its true,
nobody fucks uncles quite like you.
Shut your fuckin' face uncle fucka.
You're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka.
You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn.
You just fuck your uncle all day long!

*farting and laughing- Traffic Warden:"Whats going on here?"
more farting*

Uncle fucka, uncle fucka uncle fucka, uncle fucka...
Shut your fuckin' face uncle fucka. (uncle fucka)
You're a boner-biting bastard uncle fucka.
You're an uncle fucka, I must say!  You fucked your uncle yesterday!
Uncle fucka, thats U.N.C.L.E, fuck you, uncle fucka-a-a-a-a...tonight!  Suckmyballs.