Mr. Hankey:
Howdy Ho!
The Virgin Mary was sleeping when Angel Gabriel appeared
He said, "You are to be the virgin mother"
And Mary thought that was weird. 

Kenny:
So he sat Mmmmmppppppppph
Mmmmmppppppppph 

Mr. Hankey:
But then Gabriel said to Mary
"My child, have no fear" 

Kenny:
For you can suck all the dick you want 

Together:
And still be a virgin, Mary! 

Kenny:
You can suck all the dick you want 

Mr. Hankey:
And still not be considered flawed 

Kenny:
I know you`d like to play
And suck right through the night 

Together:
You`re still a virgin in the eyes of God 

Mr. Hankey:
There was no room at the inn
When Mary and Joseph did arrive
They were so very tired you see 

Kenny:
Mmmmmppppppppph 

Mr. Hankey:
She said she had no money 

Kenny:
And she needed a place to sleep 

Mr. Hankey:
Gabriel appeared to Mary and told her not to weep 

Kenny:
Because you can suck all the dick you want
And still be a virgin, Mary
You can suck all the dick you want 

Mr. Hankey:
And still be the mother of Christ 

Together
If there`s no room at the inn
It`s not considered a sin 

Kenny
To suck a dick to get a place to sleep 

Mr. Hankey:
That`s right
And three wise men did appear
Bearing gifts of myrrh and such
They said that they had followed a star
And missed a woman`s touch 

Kenny:
Mary said: "It`s such a tragedy I cannot take them to bed." 

Mr. Hankey:
But again Gabriel appeared to her and this is what he said 

Kenny:
You can suck all the dick you want 

Together:
And still be a virgin, Mary 

Kenny:
You can suck all the dick you want 

Mr. Hankey:
Every one in the nation 

Kenny:
Fellatio ain`t no sin
So have a dildo three miles in 

Mr. Hankey:
And you`ll still be a virgin 

Kenny:
If they don`t come in your pussy 

Kenny:
You can suck all the dick you want 

Together:
And still be a virgin, Mary 

Kenny:
You can take it from the ox and the lamb 

Mr. Hankey:
And even the little drummer boy
Folks will remember your name quick 

Kenny:
For deep throating the biggest dick 

Together:
Because sucking dick bring peace on Earth and joy 

Kenny:
Because sucking dick 

Mr. Hankey:
Bring peace on Earth and joy 

Kenny:
You can suck my dick