There's a bunch of birds in the sky
And some deers just went running by
Oh, the snow's pure and white on the earth rich and brown
Just
Another Sunday morning in my quiet mountain town

The sun is shining and the grass is green
Under the three feet of snow, I mean
This is the day when it's hard to wear a frown
All the happy people stop to say hello
(Get out of my way)
Even though the temperature's low
It's a perfect Sunday morning in my quiet little mountain town

"Well, good morning, Stan"
"Mom! Can I have eight dollars to see a movie?"
"A movie?"
"Yeah. It's gonna be the best movie ever
It's a foreign film, from Canada"
"All right, here you go. But be back for supper"
"Thanks, mom"

Oh, what a picture-perfect child
Just like Jesus, he's tender and mild
He'd wear a smile while he wore a thorny crown
What an angel, with a heart so sweet and sure
And a mind so open and pure
Thank God we live in this quiet redneck mountain town

"Dude! Dude, wake up!
Kenny, come on!"
"Coming"
"Kenny! The Terrance and Phillip movie is out. You wanna come?"
"Yeah, dude. Come on, let's go"
"Where do you think you're going?"
"To the Terrance and Phillip movie"
"You can't! You have to go to church"
"But Mom, I wanna see this movie"
"Well, fine. Go ahead and miss church
And then, when you die and go to hell
You can answer to Satan!"
"…Okay!"

You can see your breath hanging in the air
You see homeless people, but you just don't care
It's a sea of smiles in which we'd be glad to drown
Don't you know? It's like a perfect winter day and that I'm glad I can say
That's right!
It's Sunday morning in our quiet little white-bread redneck mountain town!

"Bah bah bababah"
"Ready, Ike? Kick the baby"
"Don't kick the baby"
"Kick the baby"
"Ike! You broke another window! That's a bad baby! Baaad baby"

"Kyle! We're going to the Terrance and Phillip movie"
"Oh my God, dude!"
"Kyle, where are you going?!"
"Uuh. We're going ice-skating"
"Well, take your little brother out with you"
"Aw, ma. He's not even my real brother. He's adopted"
"Do as I say, Kyle!!"
"Okay, okay, I'm sorry"

Look at those frail and fragile boys
It really gets me down
The world is such a rotten place
And city life's a complete disgrace!
That's why I moved to this
Redneck meshuggeneh qui-et moun-tain town!

"Ike! Bad baby!"
"Tay for a bah"

"This program is brought to you by Snacky S'mores
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"Mom, somebody's at the door"
"Coming, hun"
"Hey! I can't see the TV!"
"It's been six weeks since Saddam Hussein was killed by a pack of wild boars
And the world is still glad to be rid of him"
"Oh, look, Eric. It's your little friends"
"Batty mayam"
"What are you guys doing here?!
Oh. Sweet, dude! Yes! Yes!!"

Off to the movies we shall go
Where we learn everything that we know
'Cause the movies teach us what our parents don't have time to say!
And this movie's gonna make our lives complete
'Cause Terrance and Phillip are sweet.
(Super sweet)
Thank God we live in a
Quiet little redneck podunk white-trash
(Kick-ass!)
U… S… A!!!

"Can I have five tickets to Terrance and Phillip: Asses of Fire, please?"
"No!"