And all that I want to be is...
 You, and me, and her, simultaneous
 You, and me, and you and you
 Simultaneous lovin' baby, two or three
 Simultaneous ooh, come on

 Have an open mind
 Pull my trigger down
 Give me the last, cold turkey brass make it fast
 Take my ass to town
 Have an open mind
 Send my cares away
 Ring my bell ya fat pig oh well, what the hell
 Today's your lucky day

 You, and me, and her, simultaneous
 You, and me, and Wyona Ryder
 Simultaneous lovin' baby, two or three
 Simultaneous ooh, come on

 Have an open mind
 It's a normal thing to do
 Don't be prude just get nude aw you're being rude
 I would do it for you
 Baby please have an open mind
 You're the only one I love
 These girls you see they don't mean anything
 Let's all get in the tub

 You, and me, and her too, simultaneous
 You, and me, and your momma and your sister
 Simultaneous lovin' baby, two or three
 Simultaneous aoh, come on

 Everybody here in the pool

 Have an open mind
 Don't be so mean to me
 Call your sister, and your mother and your aunt
 It's every man's fantasy
 Have an open whoa baby
 Put that knife away
 Don't be mad I'll take you back just relax
 We can make love your way

 I'm talkin' about you, and me, and some flowers and some wine, instantaneous
 You, and me, and Whitney Housten, on the radio babe, on the radio,
 Some candles and some good feelings, just the two of us
 Oh fudge it, no
 I'm talkin' about you, and me, and her and her and her, simultaneous
 You and me, all the women in the house
 Simultaneous lovin, three on seven, make it a baker's dozen
 Say the ladies in the house raise your hands

 Now that'd be a party ladies