*(Music)*

There's a bunch of birds in the sky
and some deers just went running by
Oh the snow's pure and white
On the earth rich and brown
Just another sunday morning in my quiet mountain town

The sun is shining and the grass is green
Under the three feet of snow i mean
This is the day when it's hard to wear a frown
All the happy people stop to say hello (get out of my way)
Even though the tempature's low
It's a perfect sunday morning in my quiet littlemountain town

Well good morning stan
Mom can i have 8 dollars to see a movie?
A movie?
I thought you were going ice skating?
But this is gonna be the best movie ever! it's a foreign
film from canada
Alright alright here you go, but be back for supper
Thanks Mom

Oh what a picture perfect child
Just like jesus he was tender and mild
He wore a smile while he worn a thorny crown
What an angel with a heart so sweet and sure
And a mind so open and pure
Thank God we live in this quiet redneck mountain town

Hey is your son home
I think so
KENNY!
ow
KENNY WAKE UP!
KENNY DAMIT C'MON!
im coming  (in a mumbled voice)
Kenny the terrance and Phillip movie is out you wanna come
- mumbling from kenny -
Where do you think you're going
- mumbling -
You can't you have to go to church
but mom, i wanna see this movie!
Well fine go ahead and miss church and then
when you die and go to hell you can answer to satan
Okay

You can see your breath hanging in the air
You see homeless people but you just don't care
It's a sea of smiles in which we'd be glad to drown
( kenny singing and mumbling)
Thats right
Its sunday morning in our quiet little white red redneck
mountain town

Okay ike lets try this one more time
- mumbling from ike -
ready ike! Kick the baby
u kick the baby
kick the baby

Kyle we're going to the terrance and Phillip Movie
Oh my god dude
Kyle what's going on
nothing we're going skating now
Oh well take your little brother out with you
Ah mom he's not even my real brother he's adopted
Do as i say kyle!
Okay okay i'm sorry

Look at those frail and fragile boys
it really gets me down
the world is such a rotten place
and city lifes a complete disgrace
thats why i moved to this redneck im sure enough
quiet mountain town

- door bell rings -
mom somebody's at the door
mom somebody's at the door!
coming hon'
hey i can't see the tv
oh look Eric it's your little friends
fireman
what are you guys doing here
we can yes yes

Off to the movies we shall go
where we learn everything that we know
cuz the movies teach us what are parents don't have time to say
and this movies gonna make our lives complete
cuz terrance and phillip are sweet (super sweet)
Thank god we live in a quiet little redneck podunk
white trash kick-ass U..S..A

Can i have 5 tickets to terrance and phillip
asses of fire please...............NO!