Receptionist: Production.
Sid Greenfield: It's Sid Greenfield for Matt or Trey.
Receptionist: Hold on.
Matt Stone: Hello.
Sid: Trey.
Matt: Uh, no, this is Matt.
Sid: Matt, it-it's Sid Greenfield.
Matt: Oh, hey, Sid, what's going on, man?
Sid: I, hello, uh, listen, uh, Matt, ok, this is, this is you and me talking here, ok?
Matt: Uh huh.
Sid: Ok, listen, I'm sitting here, bleeding out my ass.
Matt: Right.
Sid: Ok? And do you know why?
Matt: Wh-why?
Sid: Because of this Mousse-T track.
Matt: Oh, "Horny, Horny, Horny"?
Sid: Yeah, Matt, you know i-it's gotta go on the South Park album.
Matt: Oh, no, dude, we've already talked about this, we HATE this song.
Sid: No-I know you hate it.
Matt: We've already talked about it!
Sid: I know you hate it, I hate it, everyone hates it. But, listen, we NEED this pop song on the album. This is, this is what the kids wanna hear. This is where the money's gonna be made.
Matt: I don't care about that!
Sid: I'm the only one that agrees with you, ok? This is huge in Europe right now and everyone in Europe hates you except for me, ok? I'm the-I'm your guy, here, ok? Listen to me.
Matt: Right.
Sid: THIS song. Is the best song ever written.
Matt: How can you say that?
Sid: Wh-What did I say?
Matt: This song is the best song ever written.
Sid: I agree with you, Matt. I agree with you right there. It is a great song and I know that, I know it's a great song, that's why I want it.
Matt: Hold on, I wanna-hold on I'll ask Trey.
Matt (in background): Trey, they, they wanna put that aah, that Moose-T, that horny horny horny song, they wanna put that on the album.
Trey Parker(in background): No dude, we said no! I thought we told ‘em no last week.
Sid: Ok, Matt, Matt? Listen, you know what? This is just you and me talkin', but fuck Trey.
Trey: This IS Trey!
Sid: Ok, Trey, listen to me, this is you and me talking here, the moose-T track, it’s gotta go on the album.
Trey: No!
Matt: Hello?
Sid: Just...
Matt: Hello?
Sid: Matt, will you just listen to the song one more time?
Matt: No, I'm not gonna listen.
Sid: Ok, here it goes, here it is.
Matt: No! No!
All night long
I'm horny all night long
I'm horny all night long
I'm horny all night long
I'm horny all night long
I'm horny all night long
Sid: Are you listening?
I’m horny, horny, horny, horny, horny
Matt: This song sucks, man! This song SUCKS! We've already talked about it!
Sid: No, listen! Listen to this part! You see that man? You gotta give it a chance! Let it get in under your skin. You can't tell me that your feet ain't moving.

You got me horny in the morning and you know uh oh
I tried to call you but I can't find the telephone
I sent a message through the internet but it rejected
I wrote a letter and I sent it but uh oh oh
The postage takes so long, so I got to sing this song to let you know how I feel, what's the deal baby?
And I can't wait for you and the things you make me do
My heart is ringing so I'm singing this song for you
I'm horny, horny, horny, horny (Sid: Yeah)
So horny
I'm horny, horny, horny
I'm horny, horny, horny, horny (Sid: Oh Feel it man)
So horny
I'm horny, horny, horny tonight
I search from town to town but I can't find my bedroom
Now I got so desperate that I sent a rocket to the moon
In New York City, someone said they saw you singing the blues
But it was a man from nowhere land that looked like you
Now we'll keep searching' on, this feeling's much too strong
My heart is ringing and I'm singing this song for you
I'm horny, horny, horny, horny
(Sid: You see that Matt? They're singing 'horny horny horny', but it’s actually a metaphor see)
So horny, horny, horny, horny (For being horny, it’s genius.)
I'm horny, horny, horny, horny
So horny, I'm horny, horny, horny tonight (Sid: Have you ever been horny, matt?)
I'm horny, horny, horny tonight (Sid: Matt? Matt are you still listen, Matt, are ya still listening?)
I'm horny, horny, horny tonight (Sid: Arrgh, Son of a bitch!)
All night long, I'm horny all night long (Matt, goddamn it! Pick up the phone!) (Matt: I'm still here.)
I'm horny all night long (Sid: Hi Matt.)
I'm horny all night long (Sid: See, check this part out right here man.)
I'm horny all night long
I'm horny all night long
I'm horny all night long
I'm horny all night long
The post it takes so long, so I've got to sing this song to let you know how I feel, what's the deal baby?
And I can't wait for you, and the things you make me do
Matt: This isn’t, we, we said no to this song, like, a month ago, it sucks!
My heart is ringing so I'm singing this song for you
Sid: Listen Matt, you know I agree with you, you know I always agree with you, right?
I'm horny, horny, horny, horny Sid: Matt, you are wrong here!
So horny, I’m horny, horny, horny Sid: Matt, you don't understand, it’s European! Matt: I don't care about that!
I'm horny, horny, horny, horny
Sid: What if it’s the last song on the album? Matt: No. Sid: Ok, what if it’s the first song on the album? Matt: No.
So horny, I’m horny, horny, horny tonight Sid: What if we get Deff Leppard to do it? Matt: No!
Matt: All we ever wanted to do is have South Park Album.
Sid: I agree.
Matt: And now we’re gonna slap some bullshit on to it, it’s bullshit.
Sid: I agree! I mean, that’s, that’s why, uh.
Matt: No, this song is NOT going on the South Park Record! It’s NOT going on the album!
Sid: Matt, ok, listen, you know what, ok Matt, this is you and me talking here, Matt. Y-you said no, you listened to it, you said no so I'm not gonna put it on the album. You know why Matt?
Because I'm your guy

Chef: Ladies and gentleman, “Devo”