Bombs are flying 

People are dying 

Children are crying 

Politicians are lying too. 



Cancer is killing 

Texaco's spilling 

The whole world's gone to hell 

But how are you? 



I'm super 

Thanks for asking 

All things considered 

I couldn't be better I must say 



I'm feeling super 

No, nothing bugs me 

Everything is super when you're 

Don't you think I look cute in this hat 



I'm so sorry 

Mr. Cripple 

But I just can't feel too bad for you right now. 

Because I'm feeling 

So insanely super 

That even the fact that you can't walk 

Can't bring me down 



Background singers: 

He's super 

Thanks for asking 

All things considered 

He couldn't be better he must say 



Big Gay Al: 

I'm super 

No, nothing bugs me 

Everything is super when you're 

Don't you think I look cute in this hat 

These little pants, this matching tie 

That I got at Merv's



I'm super 



Background singers: 

In the barracks and the trenches as well 



Big Gay Al: 

Stick 'em up. 



Background singers: 

Big Gay Al says do ask do tell 



Big Gay Al: 

Skittles 



Background singers: 

Yes he's super and he's proud to be gay 



Big Gay Al: 

OK 



Background singers: 

Everything is super when you're gay! 

When you're gay!