Shelley:
I saw three ships come sailing in, on Christmas Day, on Christmas Day
I saw three ships come sailing in, on Christmas Day in the morning
And what was in the ships all three, on Christmas Day, on Christmas Day 

Boys:
[Laughter] 

Shelley: Shut up, turds
And what was in the ships all three, on Christmas Day in the morning?
The Virgin Mary and Christ were there, on Christmas Day, on Christmas Day 

Boys:
[Laughter] 

Shelley:
The Virgin Mary and-
Shut up, turds!
- and Christ were there, on Christmas Day in the morning
Let us all rejoice amain On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day. 

Boys:
[Laughter Growing] 

Shelley:
Let us all-
I told you to shut up!
-rejoice amain On Christmas Day in the morning.
Shelly is starting to get pissed, on Christmas Day, on Christmas Day 

Boys: [Nonstop Laughter] 

Shelley:
Shelly got up and killed the turds, on Christmas Day, in the morning