Doo-doo-doo, da-da-do-do-wow! 

There's a place called the rainforest that truly sucks ass

Let's knock it all down and get rid of it fast 

You say 'save the rainforest', but what do you know? 

You've never been to the rainforest before! 

Getting Gay with Kids is here 

To tell you things you might not like to hear 

You only fight these causes 'cos caring sells

All you activists can go fuck yourselves. 



Someday if we work hard boys and girls.. 

There'll be no more rainforests left in the entire world.. 

Getting Gay with Kids is here 

To spread the word, and bring you cheer 

Getting Gay with Kids is here 

Lets knock down the rainforest, whaddaya say? 

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