Brian! Skate!
Brian! Skate!
Brian! Skate!
Brian! Skate!

What would Brian Boitano Do If he was here right now?
He'd make a plan and he'd follow through!
That's what Brian Boitano'd Do!

Brian! Skate!
Brian! Fight!

When Brian Boitano was in the Oylimpics skating for the gold,
He did two scows and a triple lutz, while wearing a blindfold!

When Brian Boitano was in the alps, fighting Grizzily Bears,
He used his magical fire breath and saved the maiden's fair!

Brian! Skate!
Brian! Yeah!

So what would Brian Boitano do, If he was here today?
I'm sure he'd kick an arse or two!
That's what Brian Boitano'd do!

Brian! Skate!
Brian! Yeah!

When Brian Boitano traveled through time, to the year 3010,
He fought the Evil Robot King and saved us all again!

And when Brian Boitano build the pyramids, he beat up Kubla Kuhn,
Cuz Brian Boitano doesn't take shit from....

Any...

Body...!

No Brian! Those Chicken Wings are really spicy! Don't eat those!

I've never seen a man eat so many Chicken Wings.
I've never seen a man eat so many Chicken Wings.
I've never seen a man eat so many Chicken Wings.
I've never seen a man eat so many Chicken Wings.
I've never seen a man eat so many Chicken Wings.
I've never seen a man eat so many Chicken Wings.
I've never seen a man eat so many Chicken Wings.

Brian! Skate!
Brian! Fight!

Brian Boitano was born on the planet of Krynuk (cry-nuck),
He came to Earth to save us from *Boring things that suck!

Aydi-oh! Aydi-Ay! Brian Boitano's here!
So round up all your lasses, and tell them to have no fear!

I Said, "Come over here my honey, And I'm going to take off my pants,"
"And I'm going to make dirty love to you!"
Cuz that's what Brian Boitano'd do!

Cuz that's what Brian Boitano'd do!

[from * down, i'm not positivly sure if lyrics are correct]