Sheila: Times have changed

Our kids are getting worse

They won't obey their parents

They just want to fart and curse!

Sharon: Should we blame the government?

Liane: Or blame society?

Dads: Or should we blame the images on TV?

Sheila: No, blame Canada

Everyone: Blame Canada

Sheila: With all their beady little eyes

And flapping heads so full of lies

Everyone: Blame Canada

Blame Canada

Sheila: We need to form a full assault

Everyone: It's Canada's fault!

Sharon: Don't blame me

For my son Stan

He saw the damn cartoon

And now he's off to join the Klan!

Liane: And my boy Eric once

Had my picture on his shelf

But now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself!

Sheila: Well, blame Canada

Everyone: Blame Canada

Sheila: It seems that everything's gone wrong

Since Canada came along

Everyone: Blame Canada

Blame Canada

Copy Guy: They're not even a real country anyway

Ms. McCormick: My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer rich and true,

Instead he burned up like a piggy on the barbecue

Everyone: Should we blame the matches?

Should we blame the fire?

Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?

Sheila: fuck no!

Everyone: Blame Canada

Blame Canada

Sheila: With all their hockey hullabaloo

Liane: And that bitch Anne Murray too

Everyone: Blame Canada

Shame on Canada

For...

The smut we must stop

The trash we must bash

The Laughter and fun

Must all be undone

Before someone thinks of blaming uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus!!!!



SABAZZ!