Bombs are flying
People are dying
Children are crying
Politicians are lying too
Cancer is killing
Texaco's spilling
The whole world has gone to hell
And how are you?

I'm super, thanks for asking
All things considered I couldn't be better
I must say
I'm feeling super
No, nothing bugs me
Everything is super when you're
Don't you think I look cute in this hat

I'm so sorry
Mr. Cripple
But I just can't feel too bad for you right now
Because I'm feeling so insanely super
That even the fact that you can't walk can't bring me down

(People)
He's super, thanks for asking
All things considered he couldn't be better
He must say
(Big Gay Al)
I'm super
No nothing bugs me
Everything is super when you're
Don't you think I look cute in this hat
These little pants
This matching tie I got at Merv's
I'm super
(People)
In the barracks and the trenches as well
(Big Gay Al)
Stick 'em up!
(People)
Big gay Al says do ask, do tell
(Big Gay Al)
Skittles
(People)
Yes he's super and he's proud to be Gay!
(Big Gay Al)
Ok
(People)
Everything is super when you're GGGGGGAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!
When your GAY!