Don't you think it's funny that nothing's what it
seems when you're not looking forward?
Me, I'd like to think that life is like a drink,
and I'm hoping that it tastes like bourbon.

You know that I've been drunk a thousand times,
and these should be the best days of my life,
Life, it's not what I thought it was.
Damn blast, look at my past,
I'm ripping up my feet over broken glass.
I said, oh wow, look at me now,
I'm building up my problems to the size of a cow.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, the size of a cow.

You know it would be strange to live life in a cage,
and only believe the things you see
that are written on the page.
How easy would it be to be home in time for tea,
and stop feeling like a sailboat rocking on the sea.

You know that it's been sunk a thousand times,
and these should be the best days of my life,
Life, it's not what I thought it was.
Damn blast, look at my past,
I'm ripping up my feet over broken glass.
I said, oh wow, look at me now,
I'm building up my problems to the size of a cow.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, the size of a cow.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, the size of a cow.

You know that I've been drunk a thousand times,
and these should be the best days of my life,
Life, it's not what I thought it was.
Damn blast, look at my past,
I'm ripping up my feet over broken glass.
I said, oh wow, look at me now,
I'm building up my problems to the size of cow.

Damn blast, look at my past,
I'm ripping up my feet over broken glass.
I said, oh wow, look at me now,
I'm building up my problems to the size of a cow.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, the size of a cow.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.