How many people want to kick some ass
I used to be a nerd
Grew up in the suburbs
Nothing there ever went wrong
I made it up in this song
I talk about the hood
I say stuff like, “It’s all good"
Tell people I'm down with all the cool kids downtown
When I've never even been there
How many people want to kick some ass?
I do, I do
And how many people are sick of holding it back?
I am
Well, I am too

So, don't lay another finger on her
She's mine and I still want her
If you put your hands upon her you're a goner
And how many people are sick of holding it back?
I am I am
And how many people want to kick some ass?

I would if I could
But I'm really just a sensitive artist
Perpetrating like I am the hardest
So spin your cap around
To the back
You think you rhyme but you can't rap
Loosen that strap a little more
'Til your axe hits the floor
Flip off your fans
Make them cheer
Try to look sincere
Anger's today's fashion so sing another song about bashing someone's head in