Went into a market
just to see it
I bought some gum
just to stand in line
behind a family man
a household head
and a lady buying
astronaut food.

Astronaut food oh astronaut food
puts me in a mood
makes me mope and brood.
Astronaut food, makes me wish
I was on the moon.

In the next aisle
a round faced girl
wearing huge blue glasses
with eyes for passes.
rose like three bubbles.
Over a rack of snapcrack
astronaut food
For a minute I thought she was
astronaut food.
I'd hate to be mistaken for
astronaut food.

Rows and rows of dehydration
provide me nauseation.
I think I could cross the nation
without a chicken from the
Old Plantation.

Astronaut food astronaut food
puts me in a mood makes me
mope and brood.
Astronaut food makes me
wish I was on the moon.