There are touches that are good
And touches that are bad
Touches that are happy
And touches that are sad
Hugs and kisses make ya wanna dance
But they shouldn't be anywhere near your pants
Your pants area is a private place
When a touch invades
Punch it in the face
If a touch makes you nervous
Scream and flee
Go tell an adult
Someone's touchin' me

But you got bad touched
Now you're in a skin flick
It breaks my heart to see you here
I can offer you a hug
And a sympathetic tear

It wasn't your fault
Whatever happened to you
But now Sol is here
And his friendship is true

A touch made you nervous
Maybe no one believed
But you can tell old Sol
Someone bad touched me

Someone bad touched me!