Mountains are little
Compared to the size of my hands
Love is brittle
So break out them salty hams

Love always gets in the way
Of two salty hams in my face
Let's not let yours go to waste
Thems salty hams I will baste

With my baster of love
I'll drown you with my
Baster of love

You're the turkey
And I am the squirting juice
Adding fibre
And giving a protein boost

Love always gets in the way
Let's not let yours go to waste
Thems salty hams I will baste

Baster of Love
I'll drown you with my
Baster of love

Now for all you folks out there in CD land
Let me clarify some of these lyrics
When Ricky says baster, he means his panoose
And when he says love, well...
He means the sweetest juice, get it?

Man, go, ya, oh!

Baster of Love
I'll drown you with my
Baster of love

Man, go, ya, oh!