I Hate Girlfriends
You can't be my girlfriends

Hookers, you can be my girlfriend if you give me freebies
Girls, you can have my kid as long as I don't see it
Hey, as long as you know

I hate girlfriends, can't be my girlfriends
I hate girlfriends, just not my girlfriend
But you can be the ride of my life or the sun and my moon
Just not my girlfriends, ya can't be my girlfriend

Hookers, you can spend the night as long as you don't steal shit
Girls, you can call me yours as long as you believe it
Hey, as long as you know

I hate girlfriends, can't be my girlfriends
I hate girlfriends, just not my girlfriend
But you can be the ride of my life or the sun and my moon
Just not my muthafuckin' girlfriends, ya can't be my girlfriends

I hate you

I hate girlfriends, can't be my girlfriends
I hate girlfriends, just not my girlfriend