Doug had it made when
They said
He's dead
I played it up and
I got free shit
But now he's fine and
It sucks
I can't get shit for free
For free

But I'm a rockin' star
It should be free for rockin' stars

All I want is
Free cheese
I want that each day
But goddamn
I shouldn't have to pay
To pay

Why can't it all be free
Who hasn't heard of me

I'll rock
If you buy
All of my shit
I'll make sure
Doug dies
For lots of free shit