Chorus:

They both know a man in trouble when they see one

They're both willing to listen when he talks

Anger and depression

Tearful confessions

Jesus and bartenders hear it all


Verse:

They hear things that men don't tell their wives

Sinful secrets whiskey brings to light

One man offers comfort from the cross

The other only comfort on the rocks


Chorus


Bridge:

And if you're at the end of your rope

Either one will serve you, don't you know


Chorus

Repeat: Jesus and bartenders hear it all