[Kim] 

yr the thrill of a million 

walking down the sidewalk 

feel like an alarm clock 

woke up and dressed up 

don't look like a t-shirt 

I feel just like a donut 

come and take the trash out 

what's the use of crying 

don't look like a bummer 

feel just like a burger 

can I make him like me 

do you feel like I do 

don't look like a slip skirt 

I feel just like a poser 

I don't look like an angel 

I GUESS I'll put some jeans on 

make my lips look redder 

true you still look better 


this is for Lisa 


ran away to the west 

faxed my mom for the test 

couldn't stay for the rest 

then I met him Jess 

he is just the best 

we kissed right under a tree 

I felt so salty free 

I felt so salty free 

I felt nothing like me 


I felt so s-a-lty free 


[Tape] 

all your dreams will come true, all my dreams came true 

but now, I have a bunch of other dreams, ta-dum-dum 

it's gotta be hot hot (?) 


[Kim] 

I felt so s-a-lty free