You smashed your new 
car in the fog 
so shall 
we sit in 
a smoker or 
a non-smoker?

You smashed your new 
car in the fog 
so shall 
we sit in 
a smoker or 
a non-smoker?

Walk smartly into the room
Slink around in full costume
What a nice honeymoon
Brown hair shot 
with grey, 
it's a shame you're gay 
I 
just 
stood there 
you just loved my hair

I 
just 
stood there 
you just loved my hair

You smashed your new 
car in the fog 
so shall 
we sit in 
a smoker or 
a non-smoker?

You smashed your new 
car in the fog 
so shall 
we sit in 
a smoker or 
a non-smoker?

I 
just 
stood there 
you just loved my hair?
I 
just 
stood there 
you just loved my hair