I thought you put me in rapture
I never asked you to dump her
Thought you knew we'd have a high life
Ba da ba da ba da ba da

And still I see your philosophy
Falling through my tainted mind
Would you dig my dirt?
'Cos I'm so desperate
Can't you see you're wasting time?
It ain't ever gonna feel this good, honey
I failed to tell you, to tell you now

That I've been fooled
'Cos I'm not cool
And the scissors slide
Away with my pride

Speeding down a dead-end track
I wanted you there's no way back
Got a destructive appetite
Ba da ba da ba da ba da

Oh baby, please, lift me off my knees
A little smile can go for miles
I may be young but I will grow up strong
And by then she'll look like her mum
It ain't ever gonna feel this good, honey
I failed to tell you, to tell you now

'Cos I've been fooled
'Cos I'm not cool
And the scissors slide
Away with my pride

Just to be absolutely sure of the facts
I'm happy to act just as a side salad
Happy to act
Happy to pay
Happy to wait
Baby you're great

When your oven goes 'ping' I'll be there on your plate
When your oven goes 'ping' I'll be there on your plate
When your oven goes 'ping' I'll be there on your plate
When your oven goes 'ping' I'll be there on your plate
When her oven goes bang

I've been fooled
'Cos I'm not cool
And the scissors slide
Away with my pride