Walk the dog, do the dishes
My lips are brown from kissing ass
Sorry guys, I cant make it
Maybe next time. I think I'll pass
Dont make her mad, dont make her sad
A fate for you that's worse than death
You're a slave and you dont know it
It always happens to the best.

   Pussywhipped, pussywhipped
   Don't you know you're pussywhipped
   Pussywhipped, pussywhipped
   Don't you know you're pussywhipped

She wants to be involved with you
In every little thing you do
Always has to add her two cents
It's obvious who wears the pants
Your friends all hate you, you dont care
Cause you've been trapped in her lair
And hopefully one day you'll see
That pussy can be caught for free.

   Pussywhipped, pussywhipped
   Don't you know you're pussywhipped
   Pussywhipped, pussywhipped
   Don't you know you're pussywhipped

Walk the dog, do the dishes
My lips are brown from kissing ass
Sorry guys, I cant make it
Maybe next time. I think I'll pass
Dont make her mad, dont make her sad
A fate for you that's worse than death
You're a slave and you dont know it
It always happens to the best.

   Pussywhipped, pussywhipped
   Don't you know you're pussywhipped
   Pussywhipped, pussywhipped
   Don't you know you're pussywhipped