I've never been a Christian and I always kind of liked 
your sister.
My heart beats backwards when I think about how much 
I've missed her.


I didn't get her pregnant,
My ownly crime
Was playing naked twister
Behind enemy lines.

Thats why I'm running!
That's why I'm running to the river.
That's why I'm running!
That's why I'm running to the river.

Jump jump jump in the river!
Jump in the river and learn to swim.
Jum [hesitate] jump in the river,
Jump in the river I hope I swim!

I've never been able to resist her,
We rolled around on the floor.
I'm leaving through the window,
Although I came in through the door!

I didn't get her pregnant,
my only crime
Was playing naked twister
In a field of landmines.

That's why I'm running!
Thats why I'm running to the river.
That's why I'm running!
That's why i'm running to the river.Jump, jump, jump in 
the river!
Jump in the river and learn to swim.
Jump [hesitate] jump in the river
Jump in the river, I hope I swim!

Jump in the river, I hope I swim!
Jump in the river, I hope I swim!