Good evening ladies and gentlemen

[scratched:] "Let's describe a certain female"



[Chorus: Snoop]

Bitches will be bitches as I smash in the Chevy

It's gettin, it's gettin, it's gettin kind of heavy

Bitches will be bitches as I smash in the Chevy

It's gettin, it's gettin, it's gettin kind of heavy

Bitches will be bitches as I smash in the Chevy

It's gettin, it's gettin, it's gettin kind of heavy



[Snoop Dogg]

It all goes back, to '85

When I start gettin pussy every day of my life

It really didn't matter what the bitch look like

I remember one night, after the Sugar Ray fight

Wouldn't you believe it, Dogg like a retriever

I went up in this big fat bitch named Treva

She had a best friend with titties named Vanessa

She told me to undress her, yessir

Ain't no pressure, later that semester

She put me down with her homegirl name Tanisha

She was so vicious, lips so luscious

Suck a nigga dick and have it shinin like some dishes

Patricia, Patricia, she love the way I stick her

I take her to the movies and now, she eat the dick up

Big bucks, no whammies

I had to meet this white bitch, her name was Tammy

She lived in the Valley, she couldn't understand me

But she let me dig out, her homegirl named Brandi

Now Brandi was a cute little thick bitch

She moved to the hood from the 2-oh-6

She brought some new tricks, flippin them squirrels

And the pearls, and turnin out the neighborhood little girls

Hmm, and I seen that, so I peep the game

So I put her down, bottom bitch on my team

And we began makin, breakin bitches takin

whatever we want, see she want with the fakin

It's real in the field, no mistakin

And crack the little bitch, yeah she Jamaican

Time and time again she would bring me bud

And let me beat it up, listenin to "One Love"

Off some jerk chicken, I got mo' bitches

Now I'm fuckin her sister it's gettin real suspicious

But the dick is good, so they won't tell

And now they next door neighbor, Clarissa Bell

She been lookin at me, I think she wanna hit

But I'ma holla back, cause I'm on another bitch

I'm on some other shit, I got a phone call

From the motherfuckin president y'all

He said, "Snoop Dogg, how could I fuck a bitch

and make her suck a dick and not get caught for the fuck of it?"

I called and look here, this what you do

Make the First Lady sell a little pussy for you

I think he got it, cause he left fast

He left his daughters, and a lot of cash

Well what do ya know, D-O-double-G

Major pimpin, out in D.C.

And I'm a young pimp, got a lot of growin left

And you's a young hoe with a lot of hoein left

Always keep a hoe in check, blowin us a train wreck

Yeah I might have to go in depth

See every little hoe I met

They're standouts, you know the ones like Yvette

We fucked in the car, behind a bar

I shot it in her face and it went "Ahhh"

My homeboy Charles

Went up in his sister, behind the garage

I was menace, I was freaky, I was sick

When y'all was tryin to hump, I was teachin them to suck dick

Always tryin to go up in a hoe

Got caught tryin to fuck in school they asked me what I did it fo'

You know just what I told her?

I love pussy, and this dick is what I showed her

And now they threw me out, now I'm at the pad

I'm at a new school, way cool

New hoes, new script, fresh fish

Walk up in the room and I bust a new bitch

I'm in some new tail, wanna holla back

But for now let me holla back Impala black

She's a 12th grader, in my science class

And I done seen the pussy, yeah boy I'm movin fast

See I was taught by, and I was taught I

better move on somethin fast if I thought I

could claim a dame, or game her brain

Or tame a man, not with the same old game

See on some different stuff, I'm a different cut

It's what I say and do to make the bitch give it up

Oh you wanna brag? I wanna brag too

Now what you gon' do, when they ask you

Is you gon' tell a lie, or you gon' keep it G

Or you gon' hold it all inside or you gon' tell on me?

Shit it's all cool, cause it was all good

It's just another day in Doggy Dogg's neighborhood

You better watch your girl, cause if she on the loose

It's a 90 percent chance she gon' get pimp juice

Now what it do, what it is

Now you livin with that hoe and y'all got fo' kids



Bitches will be bitches as I smash in the Chevy

It's gettin, it's gettin kind of heavy

Bitches will be bitches as I smash in the Chevy

It's gettin, it's gettin kind of heavy

Bitches will be bitches as I smash in the Chevy

It's gettin, it's gettin kind of heavy

[fades out]