You like some food
Yeah, but none of that spicy stuff
You like to rock
But nothing too weird

Brother, you're living in the land of the bland
Brother, you're living in the land of the bland
Brother, you're living in the land of the bland

Brother, you're living in the land of the bland
Brother, you're living in the land of the bland
Brother, you're living in the land of the bland

Yeah, anyways
Like I was saying
You like to talk
But nothing too controversial

Brother, you're living in the land of the bland
Brother, you're living in the land of the bland
Brother, you're living in the land of the bland

Brother, you're living in the land of the bland
Brother, you're living in the land of the bland
Brother, you're living in the land of the bland